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9:57 p.m. - 2003-11-10 Funny piece in the paper today about safe travel and travel advisories. I read it because of I had just got a similar article in an e-newsletter on travel that I like and wanted more information. The e-newsletter had provided a really interesting link to the webpage of a fellow who chooses "extreme" holidays and then details the do's and don'ts he's survived to tell. ComeBackAlive. I thought this might expand on the theme a bit. Instead it spoke of what other countries tell their citizens about coming to Canada. Biggest trouble icy roads (well yes in winter) and loose moose. moose2002 Hmmm well ok. First you'd have to find one - they do live mostly in the bush - and they're rather shy except at mating season. The males'll avoid you unless they think you're between them and their beloved or if you are their chosen one. If so in either case - my condolences. Come to think of it though....... There was a ring of sex slave cretins just busted in Calgary (they were bringing in young girls from Thailand). Maybe their sentence should fit the crime. Smear them with Moose pheromones and send them in to visit with a daddy moose - "come here darlin' - you know you want me (it)!" A unique form of Canadian justice that might end sex crimes for good. No - too much cruelty to animals in that. I had dreams last night that were kind of a mixed metaphor. Started out at what seemed to be a community hall. I wanted to register my youngest son for some kind of martial arts course being offered. As I approached the building it took on the form of a mountain chalet on a rocky plateau. It sort of resembled the tea house that is on the top of Sulphur Mountain in Banff National Park. Banff. There were a lot of people inside wandering around - maybe a class change. I finally found the woman responsible for the registrations. She said I had a credit for my third son for a course he hadn't been able to attend - did I want to transfer it to my youngest? That would be fine. As I said that I found myself in the home of this woman and her two teen daughters. It had a very high cathedral ceiling with heavy wood beams. The floors and the walls were of wood as well. High polish on the floors but the walls were matte, but beautiful all the same. There was a large armoire in the center of the room and nothing else. The woman asked me if I could help her and her daughters solve a problem. It seemed to have to do with the armoire. I was wondering if I was going to see something like the wardrobe in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" by CS Lewis. We opened the doors - french period styilng - and saw drapes of white silk. There was something behind them but then the doors shut themselves. The woman and the daughters were quite upset and started to cry - that's when I woke up. � � |